Monkeys Can't Write Shakespeare, New Study Reveals

Fri May 09 2025 08:41:33 GMT+0300 (Eastern European Summer Time)
Monkeys Can't Write Shakespeare, New Study Reveals

Australian Researchers Debunk the Infinite Monkey Theorem


A recent study concludes that even infinite time won't allow a monkey to type out Shakespeare’s works, challenging a long-held mathematical concept.

In a fascinating revelation, two Australian mathematicians have disproven the longstanding notion behind the "infinite monkey theorem," which suggests that a monkey randomly pressing keys on a typewriter would eventually replicate the complete works of William Shakespeare. The study, authored by Stephen Woodcock and Jay Falletta from Sydney, indicates that the time required for a monkey to produce Shakespeare's plays, sonnets, and poems extends beyond the lifespan of the universe itself, making the theorem, while mathematically valid, fundamentally "misleading."

The researchers went beyond the abilities of a solitary monkey and calculated the odds based on the current global chimpanzee population of approximately 200,000. Their findings showed that even if every chimp could type at a rate of one key per second for the entirety of the universe's existence, they would still fall incredibly short of producing Shakespeare’s extensive writings. Notably, a single chimp's chances of typing the word "bananas" in its lifetime is a mere 5%. The probability of a chimp generating a random sentence, such as "I chimp, therefore I am," is estimated at one in 10 million billion billion.

The paper concludes that even with faster typing speeds and a larger chimp population, monkeys will never serve as a reliable means to create substantial written works. The calculations were constructed based on the heat death theory — the prevailing hypothesis concerning the universe's ultimate demise, which involves a gradual cooling and expansion where all existing matter eventually decays and fades.

"These findings position the infinite monkey theorem alongside other probabilistic puzzles where infinite resources lead to outcomes that diverge from realistic constraints," remarked Associate Professor Woodcock, reflecting on the implications of their research.

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