The 'Battering at Bethpage'. The 'Larruping on Long Island'. The 'Nobbling in New York'.
The headlines were being written long before Sunday's Ryder Cup singles had even teed off such was Europe's domination over the opening two days. A record seven points they led by. 11½-4½. Just three points from 12 matches needed for victory.
No side had ever come from more than four points back to win. A formality for the visitors?
Not so fast. The Americans put up a fight that will be talked about for decades to come, but in the end Europe stumbled to a 15-13 victory, with Ludvig Aberg the only player to win his match, while six home players registered wins.
Tyrrell Hatton, playing in match 10, finally got Europe to the magic 14½ points mark as they became the fifth European side to win an away match - and the first since 2012.
It was fitting that the Englishman should secure the winning point given he was one of two undefeated players this week. The other was Shane Lowry, who holed the putt to take Europe to 14 points and ensure they would at least retain the trophy.
This triumph cements Luke Donald's status as a bona fide Ryder Cup legend. After masterminding the 'Romp in Rome' in 2023, the Englishman has become the second captain to lead the side to home and away victories.
The excitement unfolded on Sunday as the US needed 10 points to regain the trophy. Even as they missed key players, the gripping contest saw early leads change hands and gave hope for an unlikely comeback.
As the rounds progressed, Europe maintained control but the US rallied back, going down to the final holes where critical putts would determine the outcome. Players faced intense pressure and home-field advantage in a gripping showcase of golf.
Ultimately, despite their best efforts and a remarkable score of 8½ points in singles history, it was Europe that celebrated an unforgettable win.